Ready for
a quickie homepage glow-up?

girl, i was born ready
free 5-day challenge
(we are!)
free 5-day challenge

Psst. Your homepage

should…

Your homepage

snatch every visitor's attention

GET YOUR DREAM CUSTOMERS FIRED UP ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE OFFERING

paint a louvre-worthy picture of THEIR inevitable SUCCESS

FILL UP THAT FUNNEL
AND GET YOU PAIIIIIID, boo!

get your DREAM CUSTOMERS fired UP to buy from you

Five lil' days.
Five big zhuzhes.

Give me 5 days.
I'll give you 5 homepage zhuzhes that'll maximize warm fuzzies and hawt leads.

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it: Grab the low-hanging fruit off your homepage tree and take a big, JUICY bite.

Starting December 11, you’ll get five days of emails, each with a quick (I’m talkin’ less-than-3-minutes quick) video that will prep you to…

Grab THEIR attention in 3 seconds or less 

MakE your content about them,  so they can IMAGINE LIVIN' THE DREAM

Amp up your trust factor to peel away THEIR doubt

accept the challenge

JAZZ UP YOUR CALLS TO ACTION for more CLICKS AND CHA-CHINGS

FORMAT YOUR SITE SO EVEN SKIM-'n'-SCAN folks FEEL IMMERSED

Be…the sweater.

It's a brisk, sunny Saturday, and you're window shopping with a latte when a shop display stops you in your tracks.

"My word," you think. "That sweater." Draped just so over the mannequin, lookin' snuggly soft, styled with some bangin' boots and a cashmere beanie…

You're so in love, you bum rush that entrance and don't even flip the price tag before taking it to the register.

Oh, what the hell… Let's throw in the hat, too.

And that's what your homepage should do: Be so tantalizingly welcoming that visitors can't help but fall in love with (and throw money at) you.

Ready to become that sweater? Sign on up.

accept the challenge

Hi, you.
I wrote this!

Every word you write needs a strong message to hold it up

The most powerful brand stories are rooted in shared humanity

Our content should make people feel seen, not sold to

Every business has a unique story to tell

Marketing doesn't have to feel shady

my body is ready, paige

I’m Paige Worthy. (Yeah, that's my real name.)

I help businesses that give a sh*t create customer-obsessed brand messages and write copy that sells without resorting to icky bro marketing tactics.

I believe…

You’re the hero I've been holding out for, and I can’t wait to see you rise to this challenge.

Your homepage can spark an eternal flame with visitors that leads to a lifetime of love and sales.

And your dream customers will realize they've been dreaming of finding you for a long time.

accept the challenge, k?

you're ready. i can smell it.

Two form fields stand between you and the five-day challenge that will take your homepage from Carol Danvers to Captain Marvel.

Smush that lil' red button to make it official.