So...beautiful...

Hi. Hello.Just thought you should know that if you're reading this on a mobile browser or in an RSS feed, you're missing out. A lot. Go ahead. Click through to the full website and feast your eyes, friends.

Matt Cheuvront of Proof Branding and Life Without Pants (yes, that's really a thing) has done an amazing thing: Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's my redesigned website.

I know. I'm excited, too. Except that it's prettier, not much has changed. Fewer categories — many of which still don't have much content because I'm hoping to make myself a Fancy Editorial Calendar — and a simpler design, mostly. But above all things, I also hope it's more clear now that I am, most decidedly, FOR HIRE. (That means you give me money and I write things in exchange for said money.)

Speaking of money? Expect a post very soon about a 200-mile charity bike ride I'm training for. (SPOILER ALERT: There's fundraising involved.)

Really, that's all. Oh. No it's not. Did you notice that today's Google doodle is a big black square? Or find that you can't access any of the content on Wikipedia? Or laugh particularly hard (if a bit darkly) at The Oatmeal's latest cartoon? If not, you live under a rock. Go educate yourself about the twin shitstorms that are SOPA and PIPA, then do something about it.

Okay. Back to the pretty. And shiny. Hooray, Matt! Go over there and give him a compliment on a job very well done.