Happy Valentine's Day. It means a lot to me that you come here and read the things I've written, even if they make you not want to date me. Because I can't bake each of you cupcakes or cookies, here's a picture of me with a leaf shaped like a heart. One of my ex-boyfriends took it. My nose was cold that night. That ex-boyfriend hasn't appeared in this blog much. But he'll be in my novel.
And here's a song for you: the lovely and talented Ingrid Michaelson covering Elvis' "Can't Help Falling in Love."