Friday Fame?

Hey. Remember how I've always wanted to be famous??

Remember how you've always thought to yourself, "Boy, I sure love Paige's writing — but it would be even better if I could hear her speak!"

(Creeps.)

Well. The twain shall meet tomorrow when I make my debut on Women Are Not Funny radio with Kay Ballard. It will be opposite day tomorrow, because I'm clearly hilarious. Right.

Anyway, I haven't done proper vetting of this woman, so she may lampoon me for all the world to hear. And that would be fine. But I have a feeling we'll just have a lovely chat and a few giggles. You should join the party.

Click here to read some really nice things Kay said about me, and come back at 3 p.m. Central time to hear my angelic voice talk about really stupid things: I hear grocery shopping is the topic. You can't make these things up.

While you're at it, do Kay a solid and give her a follow on Twitter, or give the fledgling Facebook page a lil' "like."

That's all. Come listen tomorrow.

Edited to add: Wait, that's not all. If you miss it tomorrow because you, y'know, have a job or something? You can download it in podcast form from iTunes to listen to later on. You can put me in your pocket! (That's the last time I will ever be able to say that. I'm very tall.)