Particularly "Alot Is Better Than You at Everything" and "SPAGHATTA NADLE!"

Sometimes.Sometimes, I really wish I could just be a blogger like this person is a blogger: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com. This is pure, mad genius. I have nothing to report, as I am anything but pure, mad genius. Possibly one of the three, lately (mad), but definitely not the whole gorgeous trifecta.

Now, go away from here. And click on that, up there. You're welcome.